Archive for August, 2007

old man joke

Friday, August 31st, 2007

An older, white haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him. The old man said:" I don’t think you understand, I want something very special." At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here’s a stunning ring at only $40,000," the jeweller said. The young lady’s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said: "We’ll take it." The jeweller asked how payment would be made and the old man stated by cheque. "I know you need to make sure the cheque is good, so I’ll write it now and you can call the bank on Monday to verify the funds and I’ll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said. Monday morning, a very peed-off jeweller ! phoned the old man. "There’s no money in that account." "I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?"

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when…

Friday, August 31st, 2007

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that

they don’t have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your mobile phone to see if

anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the

screen.

8. Leaving the house without your mobile phone, which you didn’t have

The first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and

you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your

coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

: )

12. You’re reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this

message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn’t a #9 on this list

8 random facts

Thursday, August 30th, 2007

8 random facts about me

1. can just go high suddenly (ask me classmates)

2. can sleep anytime by just opening the biology books.

3. hardly complete any homework

4. listen to music to sleep(radio is on almost 24/7)

5. accomplish things only under pressure

6. get bored about something just like that but keep interest with something/someone all the while.

7. super injury prone

8. give people late presents (some1 told me to add this point)